The Science Behind Santa
Enjoy! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Happy New Year to all.
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No idea if this is true or not but it is thought-provoking.
Outside England’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars, about $1.40, for buses about $7.00.
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, the attendant just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking attendant.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility. The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee. The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own; and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars!
And no one even knows his name.
;-)
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I waited on the corner for my blind date.
When this girl walked by, I said, “Are you Linda?”
She said, “Are you RIchard?”
I said, “Yeah.”
She said, “I’m not Linda.
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Improv Everywhere CRUSHES it with this video. If you work in digital or have ever used Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, LinkedIn, or any other social platform you will love this.
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Angry Birds Peace Treaty
Brilliant!
This video contains some potentially offensive language - You have been warned.
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SBUX Pickup Note
Definitely doing this the next time I have a coffee date. Cause I’m a dweeb like that.
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Got Dirty Balls?
Axe can help you clean them. Enjoy!
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Trigon Blue Cross Blue Shield was (at the time these commercials were made) the largest health insurer in the state of Virginia and the 19th largest in the United States. Trigon was acquired by Anthem in 2002 for $3.78 billion.
These have been around since 2005 when - I believe - they were made. Great ads are memorable and these certainly are, thanks in no small part to the young man who stars in them.
My favorite is the first one entitled ‘Injured.” I laugh everytime I watch it.
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Our family-friend, Larry Zicklin, delivering a classic on Old Jews Telling Jokes.
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OK, so I am going a bit video crazy today…
This video is just a touch (only marginally) off-color (apologies in advance if I offend) but it is quite funny. Imagine if we had to communicate in our daily lives (particularly at work) as we do on Twitter in just 140 characters.
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